Most Memorable Dates of 2014

In honor of the year coming to a close, today I am counting down my top 5 most memorable dates of guys that I went on dates with in 2014.  It’s not based off of any stats or anything, so if you disagree and think that someone else deserved a top spot, then holler at me below.

new year begins

Fifth Place: The Screaming Australian (Read: The Land Down Under)
Who knew kissing could be so painful and a 90-second blowjob could result in such a deafening reaction?

Fourth Place: The Picky Eater (Read: Picky Dater Meets Picky Eater)
For his sake, I hope 2015 brings less cinnamon sugar and more intense vegetables.

Third Place: The Guy Who Called Me Out While On a Date with Another Guy (Read: Overbooked and Caught Red-Handed with OKCupid and then Dating Déjà Vu)
If any of you readers end up planning multiple dates with different people within the span of a week, then I really hope you don’t get spotted by one guy while on a date with another.

Second Place: The Guy I Recycled (Read about the first time around with this guy: From Dating to Hooking Up & Everything In Between and then Don’t Settle for Less Than You Need; Read about this time around: Recycling Seemed Like a Good Idea at First… then …Until You Realize You Have the Same Tainted Goods You Discarded in the First Place)
Reflecting on 2014, this was the only guy that I actually really liked – buuuuut I also recognize that it was almost entirely based on shallow reasons.  Nevertheless, the wedding that he invited me to is still a favorite story among my friends.  If you were to only read one of the posts about him, read the last one.

First Place: The Pompous Douchebag (Read: The Attractive Pompous Douchebag, then How to Do Everything Wrong & Get a Second Date (Pizza), and then Sex at Dawn without a Kiss)
This guy somehow managed to become my favorite bad dating story and still get a second date – which was equally bad (if not worse) than the first date.

Well, that’s it.  Thanks for following me!  Here’s to an even better 2015.  CHEERS!

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